Cougar Fortune

Cougars don't like to leave anything to chance and therefore rely heavily on fortune tellers and mystics. When in doubt they look to the stars. Coupled with a rudimentary understanding of astrology, they embrace new forms of mysticism and sometimes even the occult.

Being purrfectionists, they tend to go to fortune tellers who'll tell them what they want to hear and praise them for their good sense. To make sure they get the fortune they want, they let little clues to their personality slip out and often conduct the reading through stealth and guile. As usual, their unwitting partner rarely notices this subterfuge.

Unlike most cats, cougars aren't naturally curious and like the future predetermined. They don't believe in self-help or therapists and instead turn to psychics. In fact they're not interested in any real change. Being at the top of the food chain why would they be?

 

 

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